"If I Were a Bell" is a song composed by Frank Loesser for his 1950 musical Guys and Dolls.
Ask me how do I feel, now that we're cosy and clinging Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing! From the moment we kissed goodnight That's the way I just gotta behave, And if I were lamp I'd light Or if I were a banner I'd wave.
Ask me how do I feel, little me with the quiet upbringing Well sir, all I can say is if I were a gate I'd be swinging, And if I were a watch I'd stop popping my spring Oh and if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding.
Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge I'd be burning! Well, I knew my moral would crack From the wonderful way you looked Boy if I were a duck I'd quack, Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked.
Ask me how do I feel Ask me now that we're fondly caressing Pal, if I were a salad, I know I'd be splashing my dressing Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing, Well if I were a bell I'd go ding, dong, ding, dong, ding!